And the Beat Goes On…
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1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
3. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
4. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
5. Miners Refuse to Work After Death
6. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
7. Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter
8. War Dims Hope for Peace
9. If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
10. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
11. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
12. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
13. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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It appears that news never changes. The printed word continues to confuse rather than educate. Better yet, perhaps the printed word is merely humor for the day?! Smile…have a nice day.
I love headlines gone awry!
tis good for the soul
laughter is good medicine…thank you for making me laugh today
Shared! Blessings
What a hoot! Got me laughing out loud…needed that!
Thanks, Susan. Me too!
Great post Jeanne.
Thank you! Congrats on the sale of your story! Am proud of you.
Things do never change. Especially #3.
Shalom