Best Headlines of 1999

And the Beat Goes On…

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1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

3.  Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

4.  Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

5.  Miners Refuse to Work After Death

6.  Stolen Painting Found by Tree

7.  Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter

8.  War Dims Hope for Peace

9.  If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

10.  Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

11.  Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

12.  Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

13.  Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

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It appears that news never changes.  The printed word continues to confuse  rather than educate.  Better yet, perhaps the printed word is merely humor for the day?!  Smile…have a nice day.

10 comments on “Best Headlines of 1999

  1. I love headlines gone awry!

  2. laughter is good medicine…thank you for making me laugh today :)

  3. Susan Michaels says:

    What a hoot! Got me laughing out loud…needed that! :)

  4. Dicky says:

    Great post Jeanne.

  5. Andrew says:

    Things do never change. Especially #3.

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