You might have a hard time avoiding reminders of the Almighty these days. Billboards bearing “Messages from God” have appeared in over 40 states. To wrap up the year here’s some levity for you… for the stressed at heart:
Let’s meet at my house Sunday before the game.
Loved the wedding; invite me to the marriage.
Will the road you’re on get you to my place?
That “love thy neighbor” thing . . . I meant it.
Do you have any idea where you’re going?
Need a marriage counselor? I’m available.
Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer.
I don’t question your existence.
What part of “thou shalt not” don’t you understand?
I love you…I love you…I love you!
We need to talk.
Don’t make me come down there!
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!
© Jeanne E Webster