Wittiest Headlines of 1999
And the Beat Goes On…
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- Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
- Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
- Miners Refuse to Work After Death
- Stolen Painting Found by Tree
- Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter
- War Dims Hope for Peace
- If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
- Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
- Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
- Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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It appears that news never changes. The printed word continues to confuse rather than educate. Better yet, perhaps the printed word is merely humor for the day?! Smile…have a nice day.
